The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Kim Rhodes: Carey Martin

Quotes 

• Agnes : This is so romantic. Do you like it when I feed you?

  Cody Martin : Yes. Although, I could feed myself if you untied me.

  Agnes : But if I untied you, you might try to run away again.

  Cody Martin : No I wouldn't. And it's not because you nailed my feet to the floor, which by the way, is taking most of the enjoyment out of this tasty mac and cheese.

  Agnes : Let me pull those nails right out!

  Cody Martin : AAAARRGGGHHH!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from his nightmare]  Man! I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.

  Agnes : What was it about, honey?

  Cody Martin : AAGGHH!

  Zack Martin : Hey, guys.

  Cody Martin : How'd she get in here?

  Zack Martin : I let her in.

  Cody Martin : Why?

  Zack Martin : [Shrugs]  Kicks. By the way, you'd better get dressed. Your wedding's in 10 minutes!

  Cody Martin : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wedding?

  Agnes : [Suddenly appearing in a wedding dress]  Hi, hubby-wubby!

  Carey : [Showing Cody his wedding tux]  Told ya it'd all work out!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from nightmare]  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

  Zack Martin : Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.

  Cody Martin : Why didn't you wake me?

  Zack Martin : There was nothing on TV.

• [On Cody's girlfriend, Agnes] 

  Carey : She's a keeper.

  Zack Martin : Yeah, in the basement.

• Carey : Agnes tells me you guys have a date tomorrow.

  Cody Martin : We don't have a date.

  Carey : OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you call it when one friend goes out to dinner with another friend?

  Zack Martin : Creepy beyond belief.

  Carey : Don't be jealous, Zack. You'll have a special friend some day, too.

  Zack Martin : Yeah, hopefully, my friend won't be from Planet Whoo!

• Carey : Cody, your little girlfriend is so sweet.

  Cody Martin : My girlfriend?

  Carey : Oh, I get it. OK. Your friend that just happens to be a girl.

  [to Agnes] 

  Carey : Boys!