The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin

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Quotes 

• Agnes : This is so romantic. Do you like it when I feed you?

  Cody Martin : Yes. Although, I could feed myself if you untied me.

  Agnes : But if I untied you, you might try to run away again.

  Cody Martin : No I wouldn't. And it's not because you nailed my feet to the floor, which by the way, is taking most of the enjoyment out of this tasty mac and cheese.

  Agnes : Let me pull those nails right out!

  Cody Martin : AAAARRGGGHHH!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from his nightmare]  Man! I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.

  Agnes : What was it about, honey?

  Cody Martin : AAGGHH!

  Zack Martin : Hey, guys.

  Cody Martin : How'd she get in here?

  Zack Martin : I let her in.

  Cody Martin : Why?

  Zack Martin : [Shrugs]  Kicks. By the way, you'd better get dressed. Your wedding's in 10 minutes!

  Cody Martin : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wedding?

  Agnes : [Suddenly appearing in a wedding dress]  Hi, hubby-wubby!

  Carey : [Showing Cody his wedding tux]  Told ya it'd all work out!

  Cody Martin : [Wakes up from nightmare]  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

  Zack Martin : Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.

  Cody Martin : Why didn't you wake me?

  Zack Martin : There was nothing on TV.

• Zack Martin : Maybe she'll have a lousy time on your date. You are as boring as a stick. Actually, you could play with a stick

  Cody Martin : Thanks for trying to cheer me up. But I'm a goner. Nothing I do bothers her.

  Zack Martin : That's because you're too nice do something to gross her out. Sneeze on her, pick some eye boogers, braid your nose hairs.

  Cody Martin : Eww! That's gross!

  Zack Martin : That's the point!

• Agnes : Where'd he go?

  Cody Martin : Nothing you can do will make me tell.

  Agnes : Five bucks.

  Cody Martin : Soccer practice.

• Agnes : Do you like it when I feed you?

  Cody Martin : Yes. But I could feed myself if you untied me.

• Cody Martin : Welcome to planet Whoooooo!

• Cody Martin : Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you came on a little strong.

  Zack Martin : No, what Zack is trying to say is...

  [opens door] 

  Zack Martin : ...leave.

• Zack Martin : You gotta stop being such a pushover. Now go do my homework like you promised.

  Cody Martin : Okay... but you're only getting a B.

  Zack Martin : Yes! My first B!

• Cody Martin : I'd like you to know that unlike you, I'm not enjoying your pain. Oh, hi, Agnes.

  Zack Martin : Very funny, but that won't work.

  Agnes : [Comes up behind Zack]  Hi, Zack.

  Zack Martin : ARGH!

  Cody Martin : OK, now I'm enjoying it!

• Carey : Agnes tells me you guys have a date tomorrow.

  Cody Martin : We don't have a date.

  Carey : OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you call it when one friend goes out to dinner with another friend?

  Zack Martin : Creepy beyond belief.

  Carey : Don't be jealous, Zack. You'll have a special friend some day, too.

  Zack Martin : Yeah, hopefully, my friend won't be from Planet Whoo!

• Carey : Cody, your little girlfriend is so sweet.

  Cody Martin : My girlfriend?

  Carey : Oh, I get it. OK. Your friend that just happens to be a girl.

  [to Agnes] 

  Carey : Boys!

• Cody Martin : Our children will be Agnes Jr and Cody Jr. Our dog's name is Agnody.

  [Pulls Agnes to him] 

  Cody Martin : Right, honey bear?

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  She's not your honey bear, she's my sugar muffin!

  Cody Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  Tell him you're mine, cutie-patootie!

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  No one tells my rosie posie what to do!

  Agnes : That popping noise you hear? Yeah, that was my shoulder.

  Cody Martin : Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rub that for you, sweetie tweetie.

  Zack Martin : [Pulls Agnes to him]  No one touches my lovey bunny but me!

  Cody Martin : Oh, yeah?

  Cody Martin : Yeah!