- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Ok, what's first?
- London Tipton: Ok, first off, that outfit, horrible.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Two.
- London Tipton: Your hair...
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Three!
- London Tipton: Ok, show me how many push-ups you can do.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Ok.
- [struggles to get up]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Grrrrrr.
- London Tipton: Ok. That was the push. Later we'll work on the up.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Can we go back to my hair?
- London Tipton: Yes. It's as weak and brittle as you.