The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Day Care (2006)

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• Cody Martin : [grabbing the other walkie-talkie]  We are dealing with an evil genius.

  Maddie : Hmm, what's this?

  [picks up a rose with a card attached] 

  Maddie : "To Maddie, you make me wish I was a better person. Love, Randall."

  [pauses] 

  Maddie : Aww, that is so sweet.

  Zack Martin : I can't believe I'm losing you to a younger man!

• Zack Martin : You'll be surprised to see how this father to be has corralled these young suckers.

  [they turn the corner to see Cody bound and gagged] 

  Maddie : [taking the gag off Cody]  How could you let this happen?

  Cody Martin : Well, the blonde one tripped me and the rest is a blur.

• Zack Martin : Did I ever tell you how pretty you looked when you're angry?

  Maddie : Well I must look gorgeous right now because I'm furious!

• Maddie : Hey, Esteban! Cute baby.

  Esteban : Thanks.

  Maddie : Where are the little kids! I put you in charge!

  Esteban : But Mr. Moseby put me in charge of everything else. Don't worry. Zack and Cody have everything under control.

  Zack Martin : [Randall rides the luggage cart while Zack chases after him]  Get back here, young man!

  Randall : Not gonna happen, old man!

  Randall : [rides past Maddie]  I'll be back for you, my love!

• Maddie : [to Zack and Cody]  If you're going to help, don't act like children in front of the children!

• Maddie : I'm sorry, Mr. Moseby, but I had to leave for a family emergency, and I had to leave Esteban in charge.

  Esteban : And I had to take care of everything you put me in charge for, so I had to leave Zack and Cody in charge.

  Zack Martin : Which means this is clearly your fault, Mr. Moseby.

  Cody Martin : But rest assure, we forgive you.

• Zack Martin : Hey, Maddie, I'm recycling. You know why? Because I love this planet almost as much as I love you.

  Maddie : [rubs Zack's hair]  Good for you.

  Zack Martin : She wants me.

• Maddie : [to Emily]  Now, Emily, I don't care what your teddy told you to do, but it's not nice to stick crayons down someone's back.

• Randall : Maddie, I hurt my finger again. Can you kiss it?

  Maddie : Randall, I've already kissed it five times.

  Randall : I think I cut my lips.

  Maddie : Nice try.

  Randall : [to Johnny]  She wants me.