The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Smart and Smarter (2005)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

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• Zack Martin : Test?! How could there be a test? Didn't we just get our report cards? Isn't there some down time before we have to start learning again? Ugh! Why do you keep shoving knowledge down our throats?

  Cody Martin : It's school?

  Zack Martin : Yeah, and I don't wanna have to spend my summer here eating vegetables and having you tell me what was on TV last night. There's gotta be a way out!

  Cody Martin : Yeah. Study.

  Zack Martin : Look, you're not gonna take this seriously.

• Zack Martin : A:I don't know what you are talking about... And B: Oh yes it will!

• Zack Martin : You dyslexic people seem to have it so easy...

  Bob : Easy? Yeah, the jumbled letters, the humility, the inability to shoot a free throw...

  Mr. Forgess : Bob, dyslexia has nothing to do with your basketball performance.

  Bob : Yeah, I know, but I was on a roll.

• Zack Martin : [to Cody]  Well, if you're so smart, what's the capital of North Dakota?

  Cody Martin : Bismarck.

  Zack Martin : I thought Bismarck was the capital of South Dakota.

  Cody Martin : No, that's Pierre.

  Zack Martin : So what's the capital of Wyoming?

  Cody Martin : Cheyenne.

  Zack Martin : Thanks, you just finished my homework... Like shootin' fish in a barrel.