- T.J. White: Billy, I'm T.J. White. This is Clark Kent. Can we have a moment of your time?
- Clark Kent: We're from Shuster University, and our school publication wants to do a story on you.
- Billy Hercules: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but you're the fifth college this week that's come to interview me. I'm sorry, but I have a lot of work to catch up on.
- Clark Kent: [watching him leave] I think that was the shortest interview in the history of journalism.
- T.J. White: Talk about a bitter kid.
- Clark Kent: I don't think he's bitter. Maybe just unhappy.