Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Curiosity Killed (1992)

Margot Kidder: Cynthia

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Quotes 

• Cynthia : You're trying to kill me!

  Jack : Here we go again! Another bitch fit!

  Cynthia : Look at this shit! Rutabaga, bok choy, daikon, tofu, celery juice! Celery juice? This isn't food! It's leftovers from the compost heap!

• Jack : Cynthia, please! If you keep on like this you're gonna kill me!

  Cynthia : Kill you? If I was going to kill you, I wouldn't do it with words. No, I would do it little by little. First, I would cut off your dick! Ah, what the hell, you haven't used the thing in 20 years!

• Cynthia : You miserable bastard! I hope it hurts worse than it looks! You want to know the first thing I'm going to do? I'm going to find myself a real man, a young one, with balls... and money!

• Cynthia : How does it feel?

  [Jack, Harry and Lucille, after drinking the youth potion, buckle over in pain] 

  Cynthia : I thought I'd... improve the recipe. I, I put a little vodka in it.

  Lucille : No, no! You shouldn't do that!

  Cynthia : Oh, but I did! But only after saving some of the pure stuff for myself.