Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Only Sin Deep (1989)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper

Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : Poor Sylvia, eh, kiddies? Guess she heard the old saying, "if looks could kill"... so she did! Haha! Just goes to show ya, if you wanna sell yourself, take a look in the mirror, first.

  [the Crypt Keeper looks at his own reflection] 

  Crypt Keeper : Eurgh! Well, see you next time, boys and ghouls!

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Crypt Keeper : [looking into a mirror]  Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the *fearest* of them all?

  [the mirror shatters and the Crypt Keeper cackles] 

  Crypt Keeper : Looks like I just bought 7 years' bad luck! Speaking of bad luck, it's time for another nasty little terror tale from my crawly collection... and this one's got a message, too. It's a story about greed, death and a girl, who learned that beauty... is Only Sin Deep!

  [laughs maniacally]