- Crypt Keeper: [upon pulling out a chef's eye] Next time I book a table for 8 o'clock, Wolfgang, I expect to be seated at 8 o'clock! Yes, a good whine. Not a great whine, but locally groan, that's for sure. A pleasant enough boo-que. Almost reminds me of a good scream sherry! I hope you brought your appetites, kiddies, because tonight's tasteless tidbit is something I'm sure you'll savor. It's a real epi-gorian delight about a nice young couple who find the restaurant business a little hard to swallow. I call this adventure in fine dying "What's Cookin"
- Crypt Keeper: I suppose it's a little too late for Gaston to save face! Talk about a flesh in the pan.
- [laughs]
- Crypt Keeper: I guess that's what happens when you butcher money where your mouth is.
- [laughs]
- Crypt Keeper: As for me, kiddies, I say it's time for taps. Mmmm. 'Til next time, restaurateur in peace.
- [laughs]