- [first lines]
- Michelangelo: You are not gonna believe this one! I'm in a world where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Teenage Mutant Super Turtles! You heard me, Super Turtles! And I get to be a superhero. All right, more like a teen sidekick. But I'm beginning to get the idea that the one really bad thing about being a superhero is that you always have to fight supervillans...
- Michelangelo: That is so great! Donny would love this. I mean, the Donny from my world. Obviously, your Donny loves it already. Which kinda brings up a question that's been bugging me: if you guys are me and my bros. in this dimension, then which one of you is me?
- Blobboid: Uh, I'm pretty sure it's not me...
- Michelangelo: [fades away] If they write a comic about this, make sure they call me The Turtle Titan!
- Gravi-Turtle: [at a statue of the Turtle Titan] He was a stranger from a strange land, and yet Michelangelo a.k.a. The Turtle Titan was one of us. Truly, our brother in arms and in spirit.
- Gravi-Turtle: Super Turtles, count it off! GRAVI-TURTLE!
- Shellectro: SHELLECTRO!
- Griddex: GRIDDEX!
- Blobboid: BLOBBOID!
- Sliver: Welcome, my sons.
- Michelangelo: No, it can't be! Master Splinter? You guys told me he was gone!
- Shellectro: No, we lost him. Lost him to evil.