Jeff Goldblum: Lionel Whitney

Quotes 

• E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner : Your mother makes you nervous, huh?

  Lionel Whitney : Well, my mom makes everybody nervous.

• Lionel Whitney : What are you doing, don't eh... what are you waiting for?

  E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner : I'm waiting for a break in the monologue. You're rambling on like a tambourine at a church revival.

• Lionel Whitney : This is it, this is the old, eh, office. This is where we hang the old trenchcoat. Wanna lie down, mom?

  Harriet Whitney : No, I just want to go back to the hotel.

  Lionel Whitney : Oh, no, no, no, afraid you can't do that. You know those two men who you saw earlier? Who left a luger behind? They're looking for the, ehm, the diamond, and, and I'm afraid they're pretty desperate characters. Here's the couch.

  Harriet Whitney : Oh, Lionel... diamonds... and dead bodies.

  Lionel Whitney : Hm, well, only one, of each.