- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: Your mother makes you nervous, huh?
- Lionel Whitney: Well, my mom makes everybody nervous.
- Lionel Whitney: What are you doing, don't eh... what are you waiting for?
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: I'm waiting for a break in the monologue. You're rambling on like a tambourine at a church revival.
- Lionel Whitney: This is it, this is the old, eh, office. This is where we hang the old trenchcoat. Wanna lie down, mom?
- Harriet Whitney: No, I just want to go back to the hotel.
- Lionel Whitney: Oh, no, no, no, afraid you can't do that. You know those two men who you saw earlier? Who left a luger behind? They're looking for the, ehm, the diamond, and, and I'm afraid they're pretty desperate characters. Here's the couch.
- Harriet Whitney: Oh, Lionel... diamonds... and dead bodies.
- Lionel Whitney: Hm, well, only one, of each.