John Voldstad: Young Man

Quotes 

• Judge Ducharme : Now, where were we? Something about 'you don't have to keep promises to a man who kills for money?' Well, Miss Reinkauf, this one's gonna be for pleasure.

  Sartain's Henchman : Stop, wait a minute. I'm Deputy Whitney and this is Judge Ducharme and don't come one step...

  Judge Ducharme : [interrupting]  And this is Mr. Magnum.

  [aims a gun at them] 

  E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner : This ain't no judge, that's Alice Reinkauf.

  Sartain's Henchman : What do you mean, she's no judge? No, y-y-you deputized me and everything.

  Young Man : Yeah, well, it eh, hasn't exactly been my day, either.