- Michael and Fez move into their apartment, but can't agree who gets the room next to the bathroom. Red visits and gives them a taste of how rudely guests can behave, repaying the kids' own irresponsible behavior in his basement. Eric wants to become a teacher but learns he failed physical education and can only get his diploma by taking summer classes in gym. The person in charge of Eric receiving the diploma is Michael Kelso's rather sleazy brother, Casey (with whom Eric has not gotten along, as both men were interested in Donna, who is now Eric's girlfriend). Casey, now a gym teacher, requires Eric to do a single successful pull-up to attain his diploma. Eric finally prevails. Kitty, there to support Eric, finds herself in lust over the fit and macho Casey, despite his treatment of her son.—KGF Vissers (updated by R.M. Sieger)
- The gang boys have a potato chip war in the basement and Red is horrified at the mess. He kicks the guys out. Kelso and Fez leave for their apartment and say that at their apartment people can do what they want, when they want.
Michael and Fez move into their apartment but can't agree who gets the room with direct bathroom access. Fez wants the room so that he does not have to come into the living room after having a moment with himself. Fez convinces Kelso that the room is haunted and so Kelso gives it to Fez. Hyde and Jackie tell Kelso that Fez tricked him into giving up the room with the bathroom. Jackie says that foreigners always lie, which is how the Native Americans got them to buy New Mexico.
Kitty and Red come over to the new apartment and Kitty brings a housewarming gift. Kitty then helps them to unpack and reminds Red that he is a guest in their apartment, just like they have been guests in their house for so many years. Red decides to give them a taste how rude guests can behave, like what the kids put 'his' basement through. Red changes the TV channel without asking, clogs the toilet by flushing down a pillow, spills potato chips all over the apartment. Kitty makes Red clean up the apartment.
Now Eric wants to become a teacher, he finds out he has to graduate. Eric can only graduate and get his diploma after completing summer classes in gym, having failed to complete that course during high school. Coach has been succeeded by Kelso's older brother Casey (Luke Wilson), a man to Kitty's taste. Casey says that all the cheerleaders practice at the gym, and this gives him a chance to see what's going to be available in the girlfriend department in a few years.
Eric 'Foreplay' manages to insult Casey after failing a single pull-up and now Casey won't sign his transcript. Donna goes to talk to Casey, and he says he will pass Eric, if she goes out on a date with him. Eric is OK with the proposition. Red is furious and tells Eric to do a pull-up. Eric goes back to the gym and summons all his strength to complete the pull-up. He is passed by Casey.
Kelso and Fez go back to fighting about the room. The room is made the prize of a miss America-style competition between Kelso and Fez. Fez is much better than Kelso on the talent section of the competition. They skip the swimsuit competition as Fez would not promise them not to show his penis. The interview section is a single question on why the person deserves the room. Kelso says that the room is a place where he will see Betsy grow until one day she walks out of the room on her own. Fez says that he wanted a room like that ever since he dreamed of coming to America.
The competition is a tie, and Hyde makes them race to the room where Kelso and Fez walk in on Red and Kitty having sex. Kelso is grossed out and the gives the room to Fez.
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