- [Eric decides to quit his roller disco alter-ego, "Rainbow", because everyone was teasing him. He is throwing away his skates and outfit]
- Eric: You know, here I'm just an average kid. But down there, down there I was a *star*.
- Kitty Forman: By the way, I did NOT spill peppermint schnapps on the Bible! It was Sambucca - I'm not trailer trash!
- Michael Kelso: What about that time you were paid $2.00 to eat everything in Foreman's refrigerator, and you threw it up all over the place?
- Steven Hyde: That was YOU!
- Michael Kelso: Oh, yeah... that was AWESOME!
- Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, if there were ever a game show called "Make That Girl Cry", I'd go on with you.
- Steven Hyde: Oh, we would SO win that car!