That '70s Show (TV Series)
Burning Down the House (2000)
Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart
Quotes
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[Jackie and Donna walk down the hallway, toward the party, unaware of the fire Kelso started]
Jackie Burkhart : God, how dare you say that about me and Michael?
Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, you wanted my honest opinion.
Jackie Burkhart : Your honest opinion that we're great together! Look, you were wrong about Michael. He knows he made a mistake and he's going to make it up to me. You wait and see.
[In Jackie's living room, "Disco Inferno" plays. Smoke fills the room, and Kelso tries unsuccessfully to put out the fire with a pillow. Jackie and Donna enter]
Michael Kelso : Uh, Jackie, where's the fire extinguisher?
[Jackie is shocked to see the mess Kelso made in her house. Kelso starts blowing on the fire in futile attempt to put it out]
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Jackie Burkhart : Michael, why did you do this?
Michael Kelso : Because I thought that if a party with ten people was fun, then a party with thirty people would be twice as fun!
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Jackie Burkhart : Hyde? Fez? Michael!
Michael Kelso : Oh, good! It's Hyde, Fez and Michael!
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Donna Pinciotti : [Reading invitation] You are hereby invited to a fabulous dinner party.
Jackie Burkhart : The dress is semi-formal casual.
Fez : Oh, good! Finally I can wear my tuxedo t-shirt!
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Jackie Burkhart : [Viewing Hyde and Fez with dismay] Michael, are they drinking from my parents' crystal?
Michael Kelso : Yeah! Because they were trying to drink straight from the bottle! But I said, "No! Use the crystal, 'cause it's *classy*!"