"That '70s Show" Burning Down the House (TV Episode 2000) Poster

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

Quotes 

  • [Jackie and Donna walk down the hallway, toward the party, unaware of the fire Kelso started] 

    Jackie Burkhart : God, how dare you say that about me and Michael?

    Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, you wanted my honest opinion.

    Jackie Burkhart : Your honest opinion that we're great together! Look, you were wrong about Michael. He knows he made a mistake and he's going to make it up to me. You wait and see.

    [In Jackie's living room, "Disco Inferno" plays. Smoke fills the room, and Kelso tries unsuccessfully to put out the fire with a pillow. Jackie and Donna enter] 

    Michael Kelso : Uh, Jackie, where's the fire extinguisher?

    [Jackie is shocked to see the mess Kelso made in her house. Kelso starts blowing on the fire in futile attempt to put it out] 

  • Jackie Burkhart : Michael, why did you do this?

    Michael Kelso : Because I thought that if a party with ten people was fun, then a party with thirty people would be twice as fun!

  • Jackie Burkhart : Hyde? Fez? Michael!

    Michael Kelso : Oh, good! It's Hyde, Fez and Michael!

  • Donna Pinciotti : [Reading invitation]  You are hereby invited to a fabulous dinner party.

    Jackie Burkhart : The dress is semi-formal casual.

    Fez : Oh, good! Finally I can wear my tuxedo t-shirt!

  • Jackie Burkhart : [Viewing Hyde and Fez with dismay]  Michael, are they drinking from my parents' crystal?

    Michael Kelso : Yeah! Because they were trying to drink straight from the bottle! But I said, "No! Use the crystal, 'cause it's *classy*!"

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