That '70s Show (TV Series)

Burning Down the House (2000)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

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• Michael Kelso : Man, I wish Jackie would loosen up. She's throwing a great party down here and she's missing it!

  Fez : Kelso, you don't get it, huh? This party meant the world to Jackie, and you crapped on it.

  Steven Hyde : Alright, ease up on Kelso, huh?

  Michael Kelso : Thanks, Hyde.

  Steven Hyde : [sarcastically]  Yeah, so you did something horrible. But, it's Jackie, so who cares?

  Michael Kelso : No, wait. What are you saying?

  Steven Hyde : I'm saying you burned her, man. Royally. Nice job!

  Michael Kelso : But, no, man! I didn't want to burn her! I invited all these people to her party so it would be fun! To make it good!

  Fez : She didn't want a good party. She wanted *her* party.

  Michael Kelso : You know what? You're right, Fez. Alright, this party's over! Everybody out!

  Eric Forman : No, Kelso! What are you saying, man? Think!

  Michael Kelso : You know what, guys? For the first time in my life, I think I am thinking!

  [Kelso throws his lit cigar in the trashcan] 

  Michael Kelso : You know, I'm in danger of ruining the greatest thing that's ever happened to me and I am not going to let that happen.

  [Eric, Hyde and Fez bend forward to look at the trash can erupting into flames] 

  Steven Hyde : Kelso...

  Michael Kelso : Do not interrupt me, this is important! From now on, I'm going to put Jackie's needs first and she's going to be *so* proud of me!

  [Hyde points to the trash can. Kelso finally notices the fire] 

  Michael Kelso : Whoa!

  [Kelso foolishly pours his brandy on the fire in an attempt to put it out. Naturally, the alcoholic drink nourishes the fire] 

  Michael Kelso : Whoa, man! This is a rager! Give me your brandies!

  [Kelso grabs their glasses and pours more brandy on the fire] 

  Michael Kelso : Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

• Steven Hyde : [the kids are watching TV in the basement, when Hyde comes out of his room]  Hey! Hey! Can you guys, uh, keep it down a bit, please?

  Donna Pinciotti : Hyde, there's lipstick on your chin.

  Fez : Hyde, why are you putting lipstick on your chin? It's for your lips.

  Eric Forman : Hey, maybe he's got a girl back there. So, Hyde, who's the lucky lady?

  Steven Hyde : I never kiss and tell. It's Kat Peterson.

  Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, right. You're in your bedroom with the most popular girl in school.

  Fez : [sarcastically]  Yeah. What happened to Farrah Fawcett? Did her car break down?

  Kat Peterson : [later, Hyde and Kat Peterson emerge from his room]  So, that was fun.

  Steven Hyde : No, Disneyland is fun. That was nasty.

  [Kat gives Hyde a kiss and leaves] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Oh, my God, Hyde! Kat Peterson! Nice.

  Steven Hyde : Yep. She's slummin' it, I'm lovin' it.