That '70s Show (TV Series)

Burning Down the House (2000)

Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti

Quotes 

• [Jackie and Donna walk down the hallway, toward the party, unaware of the fire Kelso started] 

  Jackie Burkhart : God, how dare you say that about me and Michael?

  Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, you wanted my honest opinion.

  Jackie Burkhart : Your honest opinion that we're great together! Look, you were wrong about Michael. He knows he made a mistake and he's going to make it up to me. You wait and see.

  [In Jackie's living room, "Disco Inferno" plays. Smoke fills the room, and Kelso tries unsuccessfully to put out the fire with a pillow. Jackie and Donna enter] 

  Michael Kelso : Uh, Jackie, where's the fire extinguisher?

  [Jackie is shocked to see the mess Kelso made in her house. Kelso starts blowing on the fire in futile attempt to put it out] 

• Steven Hyde : [the kids are watching TV in the basement, when Hyde comes out of his room]  Hey! Hey! Can you guys, uh, keep it down a bit, please?

  Donna Pinciotti : Hyde, there's lipstick on your chin.

  Fez : Hyde, why are you putting lipstick on your chin? It's for your lips.

  Eric Forman : Hey, maybe he's got a girl back there. So, Hyde, who's the lucky lady?

  Steven Hyde : I never kiss and tell. It's Kat Peterson.

  Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, right. You're in your bedroom with the most popular girl in school.

  Fez : [sarcastically]  Yeah. What happened to Farrah Fawcett? Did her car break down?

  Kat Peterson : [later, Hyde and Kat Peterson emerge from his room]  So, that was fun.

  Steven Hyde : No, Disneyland is fun. That was nasty.

  [Kat gives Hyde a kiss and leaves] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Oh, my God, Hyde! Kat Peterson! Nice.

  Steven Hyde : Yep. She's slummin' it, I'm lovin' it.

• Donna Pinciotti : [Reading invitation]  You are hereby invited to a fabulous dinner party.

  Jackie Burkhart : The dress is semi-formal casual.

  Fez : Oh, good! Finally I can wear my tuxedo t-shirt!