That '70s Show (TV Series)

It's All Over Now (2005)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Kitty Forman : [coming downstairs wrapped in a blanket]  Oh, I feel terrible! I think it could be the flu.

  Eric Forman : Now, would that be the real flu, or the Martini & Rossi asti spumante?

  Kitty Forman : Now I'm gonna miss Tom Jones this afternoon! I wanted his autograph so badly! Red...

  Red Forman : No!

  Kitty Forman : Oh, come on! If Joe DiMaggio were signing footballs, I'd get one for you!

  Eric Forman : Mom, Joe DiMaggio played baseball.

  [laughs] 

  Eric Forman : That would be like me saying that G.I. Joe has a karate grip.

  [chuckles to himself] 

  Eric Forman : Boy, what a nerd I'd be!