- Michael Kelso: I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want: I'm hot and I'm smart!
- Donna Pinciotti: That's two things, you moron.
- Michael Kelso: No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on!
- Jackie Burkhart: We're going to be partners!
- [Hyde just stares at her]
- Jackie Burkhart: Skating partners!
- Steven Hyde: How about, instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench and I black out?
- Donna Pinciotti: Oh, my God. I think Jackie and Fez are next. Look, there they are!
- Michael Kelso: [shouting] Hey! The next contestants are cheaters! The brown guy is a robot!
- Jackie Burkhart: Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem. Do you want to hear it?
- Fez: Okay.
- Jackie Burkhart: There once was a guy named Fez... who had a really cute butt!
- Fez: Well, I have to say... I don't hate it.
- Jackie Burkhart: You... you are my hero... my... my hunky, sexy, foreign, skating hero!
- Fez: And you are my... my spoiled, whiny, skating princess.