That '70s Show (TV Series)
Street Fighting Man (2005)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Crazy Fan : [to Eric] Looks like the Bears have pretty much lost, so why don't *you* just get lost?
Reginald "Red" Forman : Look, you've made your point. Yes, he's wearing a Bears jersey, but he's my son.
Crazy Fan : Son, or daughter?
Eric Forman : You can say what you want about me but it's not going to affect me.
Crazy Fan : [to Red] Stay out of this, baldy!
Eric Forman : Hey, watch what you say about my Dad!
Crazy Fan : Oh, yeah? Who's going to make me?
Reginald "Red" Forman : I am.
Eric Forman : No, *I* am!
[Eric knees the fan, throws him to the ground, pounds him and throws an elbow drop]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric's in a fight! No one's here! No one's going to believe me! Why didn't I bring my camera?
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Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Eric] Why the hell are you wearing a Bears shirt? How could you do this to me?
Donna Pinciotti : Maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me say it to him in a way he'll understand.
[to Eric]
Donna Pinciotti : The Packers are like the Jedi. You're wearing a 'Go Darth Vader' shirt.
Eric Forman : Donna, that's ridiculous! The Jedi don't play football!
[condescendingly]
Eric Forman : They play Manuku.
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Eric Forman : Dad, can you give me a ride somewhere this Sunday afternoon?
Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, this is football season! I know that doesn't mean anything to you, because there are no men in capes flying around, but I can't drive you anywhere on Sunday until Spring - and then your mother can do it.
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Reginald "Red" Forman : Let's go tell your mom about your day! Hey, where'd you learn those fight moves, by the way?
Eric Forman : Spiderman.
[Walks away]
Reginald "Red" Forman : [to himself, in dismay] I HAD to ask!