That '70s Show (TV Series)

Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die (2000)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Photos 

Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Oh, I've seen this movie. See, those guys think Cary Grant's a secret agent but he's not. It's a case of mistaken identity.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Right, like you've mistaken me for someone who wants you here.

• Michael Kelso : You want to see Fez and Eric run around? Someone might get hurt. It's funny when people get hurt.

  Steven Hyde : Especially when they're in their underwear.

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, the only one dumb enough to get hurt around here is you.

  Michael Kelso : Okay, Jackie, I'm really starting to get sick-

  [cuts his finger on soda can] 

  Michael Kelso : OWW!