That '70s Show (TV Series)

You Can't Always Get What You Want (2004)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Angie Barnett : Why is it, every time I leave the room, you guys do this?

  Michael Kelso : It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.

• Donna Pinciotti : Styx? Really, Kelso?

  Michael Kelso : All right, I like Styx, and I don't care who knows it! Actually, that's not true. Don't tell anyone that I like Styx.

• Angie Barnett : I never did get a Thanksgiving dinner...

  Michael Kelso : I can buy you a taco. Oh, and then we can celebrate the original Thanksgiving, like the Pilgrims and the, uh, Mexicans.