- Angie Barnett: Why is it, every time I leave the room, you guys do this?
- Michael Kelso: It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.
- Eric Forman: I don't want to wake up in five years and hate my life.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: That's unavoidable.
- Donna Pinciotti: Styx? Really, Kelso?
- Michael Kelso: All right, I like Styx, and I don't care who knows it! Actually, that's not true. Don't tell anyone that I like Styx.
- Donna Pinciotti: I can't believe tomorrow is Thanksgiving!
- Steven Hyde: Ah, yes - time to get Fez drunk and dress him up like a lady Pilgrim.
- Fez: Ha, ha, the joke's on you! This year I will get into the dress BEFORE I get drunk!
- Eric Forman: Oh my God, did I miss it? Are there any tickets left?
- Ticket Girl: Black Sabbath has been sold out for weeks!
- Eric Forman: No, I mean for Styx; I prefer a more lush, orchestral sound.
- Ticket Girl: Oh, yeah? Well, you're the only one.
- Bob Pinciotti: I think I got Red's, because the only words I can repeat are "Eric", "little" and a word that starts with "mother"...
- Kitty Forman: Well, "Mother", that's nice!
- Bob Pinciotti: It takes a pretty hard left turn.
- Kitty Forman: [Storming out] Thanksgiving is RUINED!
- Angie Barnett: I never did get a Thanksgiving dinner...
- Michael Kelso: I can buy you a taco. Oh, and then we can celebrate the original Thanksgiving, like the Pilgrims and the, uh, Mexicans.