- Emily Yokas: [voice-over] I kind of know some of what my mom's days are like now, what kind of people she's around. I wish I didn't. I know something else too. I know that my mother would actually step in front of a gun for me because she did. How do you ever tell someone how much that means?
- Maurice Boscorelli: [when he is dressed up as a paramedic] How do I look?
- Tyrone Davis: I wouldn't let you work on me.
- Carlos Nieto: [after he gives Bosco his uniform] Jeez, it's freezing.
- Tyrone Davis: Well, you're in your underwear, Carlos.
- Maurice Boscorelli: It's for a good cause.
- Carlos Nieto: Thank God I wore underwear today.
- Maritza Cruz: [during roll call] Sorry to interrupt kindergarten, but I need, um, Boscorelli.
- Lieutenant Swersky: For the whole tour?
- Maritza Cruz: I'll get him back when I can.
- Maurice Boscorelli: Duty calls, boys. Think of me fondly with every parking ticket you issue.
- Maritza Cruz: Why do uniforms act like they've never seen a woman? Every time I'm around them, I feel like I need a bath. It's like their eyes are actually leaving drool all over me.