- Janet Wood: [knows full well grumpy landlord came to complain about the noise] Mr. Furley, how nice of you to drop by. It's been such a quiet day.
- Ralph Furley: Quiet? Quiet? What are you people doing up here, bouncing bricks?
- Chrissy Snow: [after Jack complained to Mr. Furley about the thermostat] What did he say?
- Jack Tripper: He said "It's never cold in California!"
- Lana Shields: [heard they're moving] I hope it's not very far. I mean, we were just getting close.
- Jack Tripper: Actually, you were getting close. I was just trying to get away.
- Ralph Furley: There's a retired librarian who would just love to live here.
- Janet Wood: Aw, I think four people would be a bit too crowded.