Titus (TV Series)

Bachelor Party (2002)

Alex Borstein: Nicky

Quotes 

• Ken Titus : Come on, let's go! I'm out of booze and sober is nipping at my heels!

  Nicky : Oh, boo hoo! I've got a watermelon nipping at my crotch!

  Ken Titus : Now I'm hungry. Can I get a fruit plate?

• [two neighbors who can help the situation don't get along] 

  Christopher Titus : Is everybody here missing a chromosome?

  Nicky : Hey, I live here. And anybody with a forehead that big shouldn't be making chromosome jokes.

  [Titus frowns and feels his forehead]