Titus (TV Series)

Bachelor Party (2002)

David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter

Quotes 

• [Tommy is delivering a baby after everybody refuses to do so] 

  Tommy Shafter : Oh yeah, you can all talk, but when push comes to shove, who's the man, huh?

  [He looks at the woman, and passes out. His head falls on the woman's thighs. Everybody stares] 

  Ken Titus : Tommy's head in a woman's crotch. I never thought I'd see that.

  Christopher Titus : Yeah, he's right. Dave, take a picture.

  [Later, when Tommy comes around...] 

  Tommy Shafter : [groggy]  Hey Titus, I had the strangest dream... I dreamt I was stuffing a turkey and I passed out with my hands inside it...