Titus (TV Series)
Bachelor Party (2002)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Dave Scouvel : I can now pump my own stomach.
[Ken stares at Dave]
Ken Titus : So *that's* why our vacuum smells like tacos!
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Christopher Titus : Dad, I'm not going to Vegas. I have a great woman at home who takes her clothes off.
Dave Titus : You have a stripper at home?
Christopher Titus : *Erin*!
Dave Titus : Well, when I get to your house...
[He removes some dollars and gives them to Titus]
Dave Titus : ...I want a good seat, my man!
Christopher Titus : Do you WANT me to kill you?
Dave Titus : Well, no.
Christopher Titus : THEN GET IN THE CAR!