Quotes
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[Tommy is lying on Titus's porch]
Ken Titus : There's a huge pile of gay on your front porch.
Tommy Shafter : [from the porch] I'm not gay!
Ken Titus : Yeah, tell it to your shirt!
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[having caught Amy after she tried to escape from the Titus house]
Ken Titus : She's carrying a giant bag of Maui Wowie.
Amy Fitzpatrick : [dismissively] It's Red Sensei.
Ken Titus : Is that like Acapulco gold?
Amy Fitzpatrick : Ooh, grandpa weed. Were you at Woodstock? Quit drooling, oldie.