Titus (TV Series)
Hot Streak (2002)
Stacy Keach: Ken Titus
Quotes
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[Ken is displaying signs of a heart attack]
Ken 'Papa' Titus : Almost every time I have fun my chest hurts.
Erin Fitzpatrick : Your chest didn't hurt when I threw you that birthday party.
Ken 'Papa' Titus : Well, that birthday party wasn't fun. Sorry you had to find out like this.
[Erin looks hurt]
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[to Erin]
Ken 'Papa' Titus : You've got the luck of the Irish. Without the dead liver and broken knuckles.
[Sees Erin's facial expression]
Ken 'Papa' Titus : What? I'm 1/16th Irish.
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Christopher Titus : [to a waitress] Excuse me, miss, I'll give you... what the hell, five hundred dollars to show my pal your boobs.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [shocked] Christopher!
Christopher Titus : Six hundred?
Erin Fitzpatrick : [through gritted teeth] Christopher!
[while Erin and Titus are talking, the waitress nonchalantly opens her shirt and flashes Ken]
Ken 'Papa' Titus : WOW!
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Ken 'Papa' Titus : I'll be nice to the wussy. Son, my son. Fruit of my revenge sex.
Christopher Titus : Dad!
Ken 'Papa' Titus : All right. Fruit of my broken condom.