Titus (TV Series)

Insanity Genetic: Part 2 (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : What? No, dude. I did not try to bring down that plane. If I had tried to bring down that plane, that plane would have come down!

• Erin Fitzpatrick : We can't plan a hijacking. Listen, we can't even plan a wedding.

  [cut to Titus] 

  Christopher Titus : Oh, we planned the wedding. We didn't plan on my mom killing her husband at the wedding. That was Mom's idea. She didn't know what to get us.

• Christopher Titus : I don't want to be Christopher Titus anymore.

  [pause] 

  Christopher Titus : I'm Rhinehold Bott.

• Christopher Titus : My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated.

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : My mom was crazy. And her mom was crazy. And her mom's mom was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going to live the rest of my life giggling at raindrops, wearing paper slippers ? When I go to dinner with friends, should I not use a fork 'cause I just might snap? Hey, you guys look great. How's the baby?

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : My mom was crazy. And when you're the child of a mentally ill person, you spend your entire life waiting for the other shoe to drop. Living in fear that you also might be mentally ill. And the only way to defeat that fear, is to face it head on. Now, the opposite of fear is not courage. It's faith. You got to have faith that you will never end up like your parents. You also got to have faith that you will kick that crazy Korean kids ass in the day room ping pong show down. That's right, Kim Cho. Bring it on, I got something for you. Okay. Okay. One, nothing. Kim is out of his mind, but he is really good.