Titus (TV Series)
Life Forward (2001)
Stacy Keach: Ken Titus
Quotes
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Ken Titus : You're all a bunch of wussies! Get off your lazy asses, get out of this stupid hotel, and go and fix your useless boring lives!
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Jerry October : You must be Ken Titus, I'm Jerry October, welcome to "Life Forward", where people discover what holds them back in life.
Ken Titus : All these people have kids?
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Christopher Titus : Dad, you're safe here, you're among friends, okay? I just want you to know that I give you my - my love and my forgiveness.
Ken Titus : Great. I'll put that in my tool shed with all the other crap I don't use.
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Ken Titus : Hey! Hey! Hey! Back the cult-mobile out of my son's empty brain. That's handicapped parking.
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Ken Titus : Hey! Don't you ever call me again and tell me that you love me and you forgive me!
Christopher Titus : Hi, dad.
Ken Titus : I would rather a highway patrol officer show up on my doorstep with your head in a bag!
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Ken Titus : This isn't Life Forward, Jerry. This is Ass Backwards.
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[Ken is "fixing" the people at the "Life Forward" seminar]
Ken Titus : [to a fat man] You. Quit eating, start smoking. That'll drop the pounds.
[to a black woman]
Ken Titus : You. You're black, you're pissed about it. Marry a white guy and take all his money in the divorce, that'll even out the bitterness.
[to a bald man]
Ken Titus : You. Wear a hat.