Titus (TV Series)

Racing in the Streets (2001)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : [after being called whitey]  Okay, we're on for a thousand. Assuming I'm whitey.

  Dave : But I thought I was whitey!

  Christopher Titus : [slapping Dave's head]  Dave!

  Castro : Oh, you're definitely whitey, ese.

  David : I thought I was ese!

  Castro : [slapping David's head]  David!

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Love. It's God's greatest gift. He fills our world with it and makes sure we grow up with caring, supportive parents.

  [laughs] 

  Christopher Titus : I'm just kidding. Pain is God's greatest gift. Pain is God's way of saying, "Hurts, don't it ? Wel,, go ahead. Say, me dammit again."