Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel

Quotes 

• Dave Scouvel : [being chased by a gun-toting motorist]  Hey, hey! There's a hitchhiker up there! Well, he might have a gun!

  Christopher Titus : [glaring, irked, at Dave]  I know why Moe was always mad.

• Ken Titus : I already ate. You owe me forty bucks.

  Christopher Titus : Uh, we were getting chased by a guy on the road with a gun.

  Dave Scouvel : [overlapping with Titus]  He had a gun, he shot at us.

  Ken Titus : Come on, spare me the lame excuse. Just say you're sorry and park this piece of crap. Behind the restaurant! Where'd you get this, anyway? It looks like an old man's car. Jeez!

  [Ken walks off, leaving Titus open-mouthed in shock] 

  Christopher Titus : [after pause]  Dave, the cell phone is from both of us.

• Christopher Titus : [trying to distract Dave]  Dave, cow.

  Dave Scouvel : Where?

• Tommy Shafter : Dave, look! A cow.

  Dave Scouvel : That doesn't work every time.

  [Dave quickly looks out the car window] 

• Erin Fitzpatrick : Dave, cow.

  Dave Scouvel : You must think very little of me.

  [Dave covers his face and covertly looks out the car window]