Titus (TV Series)
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! (2001)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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[Dave and Tommy have dismantled a car after Titus takes credit for building it himself]
Christopher Titus : Dave, help me.
Dave Scouvel : What?
Christopher Titus : Dave, I need your help.
Dave Scouvel : Well, that's better. No! Not until I get a compliment.
Christopher Titus : What?
Dave Scouvel : A compliment. Yeah, and not a fake compliment, like "Dave, shut up. You're stupid." A real compliment.
Christopher Titus : Fine. You how I taught you how to paint?
Dave Scouvel : Yeah.
Christopher Titus : Yeah, well it took me five years to shoot my first decent car, and you picked it up in a week. Got it like *that*, man. You fit in like *that*. I mean, you don't even understand pie.
Dave Scouvel : Pi is 3.14567, blah blah blah.
Christopher Titus : I mean blueberry pie.
Dave Scouvel : Well, how do they get the juice inside the crust?
Christopher Titus : They have a magic juice machine.
Dave Scouvel : I knew it!
Christopher Titus : See, but when it comes to painting, you're like some sick genius. And I wish I had that. I mean about anything.
Dave Scouvel : Wow, Titus. That was nice. Now you get to say it in front of Chad.