Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• [Juanita's fiancee Bill is analyzing the Titus family] 

  Ken Titus : He sounds like some dime store shrink!

  Bill : Stanford, actually.

• [Christopher has invited Juanita to dinner, and is trying to usher Ken out of the house] 

  Ken Titus : Hey, hey! It'll take the hounds of hell to get me to leave this house!

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [to Christopher]  Can I see you in the kitchen?

  Christopher Titus : After I get the hounds of hell.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [pulling Christopher away from Ken]  They're in the kitchen.

• [Ken has suggested Christopher choose which parent he wants in his life] 

  Christopher Titus : Why would I choose either of you? Dad, growing up with you was hell.

  Ken Titus : Since when?

  Christopher Titus : Ages two through now! I mean, high school was just wrapping up, I was getting my life together, and you made me quit the football team.

  Ken Titus : Hey, I didn't want you to be one of those guys who fifteen years after high school was still telling stories about his life.

  [cut to neutral space] 

  Christopher Titus : [indicating the room]  He doesn't know about this.