Fitz Houston: Judge

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : [neutral space]  I've learned that when life is in the dumper, you can run to dad. But only if you can't run to Mexico.

  [flashback] 

  Judge : Eight hundred dollars in parking tickets and driving on a suspended license? Mr. Titus, do you realize how much trouble you're in?

  Christopher Titus : Pfft, err. I mean, pfft, err, Your Honor.

  Ken Titus : [entering]  Your Honor, I'll take care of the fines, and you can remit him to my custody.

  [Christopher looks at Ken, then turns back to the judge] 

  Christopher Titus : [pleadingly]  Prison, please!

  [Ken slaps Christopher's head]