"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Richard Benjamin/Garry Shandling/Jan Stephenson (TV Episode 1981) - Johnny Carson as Self - Host

Ed McMahon : Doesn't a shark continually swim? It never stops swimming... The shark never stops swimming. All its life!

Johnny Carson : What has that got to do with...

Ed McMahon : Well, because you say for the first three years - this is all its life, it never stops swimming!

Johnny Carson : But this bird is in the air!

Ed McMahon : This shark is in the water! Be silly to see a shark flying around!
Richard Benjamin : I would stand there, and then I'd come out of these shadows, and in the most polite way I could possibly say, "I don't think that frying pan is real clean."

Johnny Carson : Ah.

Richard Benjamin : And she would say something like, "Uh - uh, well, since you're going to be wearing it in a minute..."

Johnny Carson : Why don't you...

Richard Benjamin : It doesn't matter how clean it is.
Johnny Carson : Do you use coupons and all that? Or look for the specials?

Richard Benjamin : I do use some coupons, yes. Yes. I have a Sanka coupon right now that's worth forty cents.

Johnny Carson : [after audience laughing and cheering] ... Will - will you marry me? This is the one I've been lookin' for all my life! We're talkin' clean and neat. Well...

Richard Benjamin : You'll be very happy with me.

Johnny Carson : ...Thank you. As long as we can communicate - that's the main thing.
Johnny Carson : Nice to see somebody new come out and really, uh, have some funny material. His name is Garry Shandling; we'll hear a lot about him.

Johnny Carson: Self - Host