- Stu Nahan: Jack Youngblood of the Rams is down on the field - can you see what that injury might be, Bill?
- William F. Buckley: [after looking through binoculars] Well, it appears to me that Mr. Youngblood might find it... difficult to exercise his conjugal prerogatives.
- Stu Nahan: Uh... I don't quite follow you.
- William F. Buckley: ...He got kneed in the macadamias.
- Stu Nahan: Boy - for a linebacker, Ekern can really carry and lug that pigskin.
- William F. Buckley: Well, as my esteemed predecessor Howard Cosell would say, that little simian can accelerate with considerable velocity.
- Stu Nahan: About the cheerleaders - do you have an opinion about those cheerleaders down there?
- William F. Buckley: Well, Mr. Nahan, I could only draw a parallel between the proportions of their mammary development and the configurations of the Egyptian pyramids.
- Stu Nahan: Uh... what - what, exactly, do you mean?
- William F. Buckley: I beg your pardon?
- Stu Nahan: I say, what exactly do you mean?
- William F. Buckley: They've got a great set of honkers.