The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Steven Wright/Marilyn Horne/Isabel Campbell (1984)
Steven Wright: Self
Quotes
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Steven Wright : I got a new shadow. Had to get rid of the other one - it wasn't doin' what I was doin'.
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Steven Wright : Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.
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Steven Wright : I spilled spot remover on my dog - now he's gone.
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Steven Wright : I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world.
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Steven Wright : I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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Steven Wright : [after Marilyn Horne performs "Habanera" from "Carmen"] That was my high school song.