Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

An Old Flame with a New Wick (2004)

Chris O'Donnell: Bill

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Quotes 

• Bill / Jill : It's me!

  Charlie Harper : Me, who?

  Charlie Harper : [long pause while he stares at the "stranger"]  Nooooo.

  Bill / Jill : Yes.

  Charlie Harper : Jill?

  Bill / Jill : Bill.

  Charlie Harper : Noooooo!

• Bill / Jill : Remember when we broke up and I said, "It's not you. It's me"?

  Charlie : Yes! And I believe you now.

• Bill / Jill : You haven't changed.

  Charlie : I wish I could say the same.