Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (2006)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : Hey, Uncle Charlie! What's green, has 4 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
Charlie Harper : What?
Jake Harper : A pool table! It's funny 'cause you wouldn't expect it to be in a tree.
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Charlie Harper : [about sexual frustration] I mean, how do you stop yourself from, you know, running a red light and then taunting a cop until he shoots you?
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Charlie Harper : [about whether or not to have sex] Me? I have to make this decision? That's like asking the fat kid to guard the pie!