Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Anyway, you, me and Mom are taking Jake to a show: Magic Hats Club.
Charlie Harper : You invited Mom?
Alan Harper : You want to tell her she can't come to her only grandchild's birthday? Cause believe me, I *tried*.
Charlie Harper : Oh, man.
Alan Harper : Look at the bright side. Maybe we can bribe one of the magicians to get her sawed in half.
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Judith : I will rock his world! I swear!
Alan Harper : You're bluffing.
Judith : Oh, am I? Watch me. Come on, Charlie.
[Judith grabs Charlie's arm and starts leading him upstairs]
Charlie Harper : Alan?
Alan Harper : She's bluffing, Charlie.
Charlie Harper : Are you sure?
Alan Harper : Trust me. She hates you.
Charlie Harper : Trust *me*. That doesn't always stop them!