Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : Anyway, you, me and Mom are taking Jake to a show: Magic Hats Club.

  Charlie Harper : You invited Mom?

  Alan Harper : You want to tell her she can't come to her only grandchild's birthday? Cause believe me, I *tried*.

  Charlie Harper : Oh, man.

  Alan Harper : Look at the bright side. Maybe we can bribe one of the magicians to get her sawed in half.

• Judith Harper : If you lay one magic little finger on her, you and I are going to have a very big problem.

  Alan : What are you going to do, divorce me? Marry me again and then divorce me?

• Judith : I will rock his world! I swear!

  Alan Harper : You're bluffing.

  Judith : Oh, am I? Watch me. Come on, Charlie.

  [Judith grabs Charlie's arm and starts leading him upstairs] 

  Charlie Harper : Alan?

  Alan Harper : She's bluffing, Charlie.

  Charlie Harper : Are you sure?

  Alan Harper : Trust me. She hates you.

  Charlie Harper : Trust *me*. That doesn't always stop them!