Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004)

Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper

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Quotes 

• Judith : If you're determined to do something stupid, I'd actually prefer you to do Charlie.

  Liz : So would Charlie. But we can't always get what we want.

• Judith Harper : If you lay one magic little finger on her, you and I are going to have a very big problem.

  Alan : What are you going to do, divorce me? Marry me again and then divorce me?

• Judith : I will rock his world! I swear!

  Alan Harper : You're bluffing.

  Judith : Oh, am I? Watch me. Come on, Charlie.

  [Judith grabs Charlie's arm and starts leading him upstairs] 

  Charlie Harper : Alan?

  Alan Harper : She's bluffing, Charlie.

  Charlie Harper : Are you sure?

  Alan Harper : Trust me. She hates you.

  Charlie Harper : Trust *me*. That doesn't always stop them!