Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [ironing teacher's shirt]  Like an ironed shirt is gonna make you more attractive to anyone, you ugly little troll!

  [mocking cat-doting English teacher:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, don't I look handsome tonight, Frisky? Oh, Frisky, another night at home by the fire! Oh, Frisky, I just love your warm sandpapered little tongue! Frisky, step in the old cat-box and make one of your patented beautiful little cat-logs and Daddy will give *you* the only *A!*

  Ross Malloy : [enters]  Hey, Martha Stewart! Uh, a little tip for you. Try putting *in* the iron. It's a good thing.