- Pam Broder: Hello?
- [answering her cellphone]
- Teddy Hix: [on the other line] You two make a cute couple.
- Pam Broder: It's him, he's watching.
- Mr. Chapel: [after taking the cellphone from Pam] Hey there, Ted.
- Teddy Hix: I'm gonna give you a choice: stay and die, or go and live.
- Mr. Chapel: Oh, come on now - that's not very nice. Let me ask you a question, Ted; you ready? Here it is: do you have an innie or an outie?
- Teddy Hix: What?
- [confused]
- Mr. Chapel: Your navel, Ted. I'll tell you why I asked. I've been doing some reading and they say men with outies like to cross-dress and bake pies. Does that sound like you?
- Teddy Hix: So, I guess I'm killing you.
- [hangs up]
- Pam Broder: Let me guess - you were destabilizing him?
- Mr. Chapel: That was a very legitimate survey.
- Chuck Bidally: I guess this is dying, huh?
- [lying on the ground with a stab wound]
- Mr. Chapel: Hey, Chuck.
- Chuck Bidally: What?
- Mr. Chapel: Don't die.
- Chuck Bidally: Oh, okay.
- Mr. Chapel: I'm serious.
- Chuck Bidally: I can see that.