Veronica Mars (TV Series)

The Rapes of Graff (2006)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Sugar Jones : Is Keith here?

  Veronica : Dad, your hooker's here.

  Keith : Escort, honey.

• Veronica : I'm Veronica... I'm from Neptune... I once shot a man, in Reno, just to watch him die.

  Dean : Oh, how'd that go?

  Veronica : It was a bit of a letdown.

• Dean : Yeah, in high school, you know, parties are just guys getting drunk and scamming on chicks, but here you have intellectual conversations. I saw you talking to that guy. What did you talk about?

  Veronica : Jane Austen. But he dissed Pride and Prejudice, so I had to throw a beer on him.

• Dean : [Dean is a tour guide at Hearst College where Veronica and Wallace are visiting]  Okay, we're gonna play a game called Two Truths and a Lie. Does everyone have a buddy?

  Dean : [Veronica raises her hand, she doesn't have a partner]  All alone?

  Veronica : It's alright, I prefer it.

  Dean : Lie. See, that's how the game works. You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie, and they have to guess which one is the lie, alright? Okay, so go ahead.

  Veronica : Okay. I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

  Dean : Oh, how'd that go?

  Veronica : It was a bit of a letdown.

  Dean : Hm, well, I don't believe that you're from Neptune.

  Veronica : Wrong. Is that the end?

  Dean : Um, okay well uh, my name is Dean. I'm from Whedon, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it was *not* to watch him die. It was for... other issues.

  Veronica : You're father doesn't sell Fords.

  Dean : That's right, Toyotas, how did you know?

  Veronica : It's all in the eyes.

  Dean : Alright, well I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year.

  Veronica : Oh, I won't be attending...

  Dean : Alright, enough lies.

• Veronica : [to Troy]  You're just water under the bridge.

  [turns to leave, muttering under her breath] 

  Veronica : Duplicitous, evil water.

• Veronica : As much as I appreciate that display of chivalry, uh, I had it covered.

  Troy Vandegraff : Well, maybe I wanted to demonstrate that I really have changed.

  Veronica : So you're no longer evil, you're stupid. Congratulations.

• [Dean sees Troy at the back of Veronica] 

  Dean : I think I've got you a new partner.

  [to Troy] 

  Dean : Are you with the tour?

  Troy Vandegraff : Yeah, that's right.

  Dean : Okay, come meet potential new classmate Veronica. Veronica, meet...

  Veronica : Troy Vandergraff.

  Dean : Do you two know each other? 'Cause you're not supposed to be with someone you know.

  Veronica : Nope,I don't know him at all.