Veronica Mars (TV Series)

The Rapes of Graff (2006)

Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars

Quotes 

• Sugar Jones : Is Keith here?

  Veronica : Dad, your hooker's here.

  Keith : Escort, honey.

• Lamb : She's 18, that's legal.

  Keith : Sounds like a swell campaign slogan for the next election.

• Keith : [Keith walks into a hotel room and Cliff is handcuffed to the headboard of a bed]  So, can I ask you a question?

  Cliff McCormack : She said her name was Daphne...

  Keith : Oh, no no. How did you call me?

  Cliff McCormack : Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring...

• Sugar Jones : So this guy offers me triple rate if I pick him up, and swap his briefcase.

  Keith : So, who's the guy?

  Sugar Jones : [looks in her purse]  Let me see, I think I've got his birth certificate in here somewhere... No, he didn't say!

• Keith : Is that what the kids call motor-boatin'?

  Cliff McCormack : I have a healthy zest for life. So sue me.